May 18, 2009
“ So good I didn’t stop at the plate.
Ryan answers the “how is everything?” question at a restaurant despite not actually receiving any food upon which to base his answer. •
October 17, 2008
“ Dude…so unnecessary on so many levels. (pause) Just ‘cause I farted…
Noah complains about a belch, seconds after doing what he does best. •
October 16, 2008
“ You big walking sack of pus.
Cynthia referring to oak’s infected forehead •
September 17, 2008
  • oak: Did I tell you I got my dishwasher hooked up?
  • Erik: I thought you married her a long time ago.
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August 28, 2008

Revisions

  • Joe: A few things. 1) you have two colons after "captain..."
  • Oak: You have two colons.
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August 27, 2008
“ Bye Ladies.
Cynthia, presumably to Oak and Paul •
“ Just own it, man.
Kristina •