November 2011
1 post
July 2011
3 posts
helmet
8: 13
Cristin O'Connor
… maybe we should have listened to ryan when he said to get me a helmet
8: 13
Erik Runyon
possibly
8: 13
Cristin O'Connor
I'll pick one out and send it to Ava
“Day five…we have run out of water and are forced to kill and eat Cristin.”
– Cristin
“I would taste *nothing* like bacon”
– Cristin
“I should stop laughing like a transvestite.”
– Cristin
June 2011
7 posts
“Maybe I should buy Nick some new nuts.” — anonymous
“Yes, in our ‘Always 21’ apparel”
– Jeremy, elaborating on the sexy party that he, Erik and Nick would have at a conference they were attending where they will be sharing a hotel.
“Thank goodness”
– Ryan, after hearing Cristin didn’t consider the other members of the web team her peers.
“Well he could have been asking for a hitman, I don’t know.”
– Nick, responding to quizzical looks received after asking “…for your car?” when Philip requested Mechanic recommendations.
“So, If I’m considering the chicken a bird…”
– Nick Logic
April 2011
1 post
“There is no ‘oAk’ in ‘team’”
– Jane puts oak in his place
March 2011
2 posts
“I’ve spent too much time thinking about this to be wrong.”
– Cristin
“My finishing move is passive aggressive disdain.”
– Erik
September 2010
2 posts
August 2010
7 posts
“What are you doing with this, girl?”
– Amy to oak. no really, this happened.
“Is that a MySpace button?!”
– Chris
“Can we turn off the tweet counters? My spidy-sense is telling me that’s...”
– Chris
“…that’s why I don’t neuter dogs.”
– Don
“Done with Queen?! That’s like saying you can have too much Indigo...”
– Jeremy
“…but they’re plugging a different kind of leak.”
– Cristin, on BP
July 2010
4 posts
“Oak…it is now your job to eat the white board.”
– Jeremy, astutely looking for ways to destroy evidence
“…oh…I’m Christin…I tweet about watching soccer and...”
– Chris
April 2010
1 post
May 2009
1 post
“So good I didn’t stop at the plate.”
– Ryan answers the “how is everything?” question at a restaurant despite not actually receiving any food upon which to base his answer.
October 2008
2 posts
“Dude…so unnecessary on so many levels. (pause) Just ‘cause I...”
– Noah complains about a belch, seconds after doing what he does best.
“You big walking sack of pus.”
– Cynthia referring to oak’s infected forehead
September 2008
1 post
oak: Did I tell you I got my dishwasher hooked up?
Erik: I thought you married her a long time ago.
August 2008
3 posts
Revisions
Joe: A few things. 1) you have two colons after "captain..."
Oak: You have two colons.
“Bye Ladies.”
– Cynthia, presumably to Oak and Paul
“Just own it, man.”
– Kristina